Uni-corny
Posted 5 days ago

'Death of a Unicorn' is fun, interesting, and good (enough), though shoddy CGI work and a somewhat flat performance from Paul Rudd keep it from realizing its full potential.

‘Death of a Unicorn’ Swings for the Fences, Hits a Single
Feel the Pain
Posted 2 weeks ago

'Novocaine' is fast and at times funny, thanks to a solid performance from Jack Quaid, but it struggles to stay interesting beyond the movie's gimmick.

‘Novocaine’ is a one-trick, mind-numbing action flick
Beary Adventurous
Posted 3 weeks ago

Paddington is taking names and making marmalade sandwiches. And he's all out of marmalade.

A Bear on a Mission in “Paddington in Peru”
Bleedin' Love
Posted 3 weeks ago

Love can have deadly side effects!

Oscar Wild!
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“If Will Smith wins, he’s going to have the speech that people talk about for years.”   -Joe Jarosz, February 10, 2022 We’ve done this before, people! The bullpen of writers…

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‘Death of a Unicorn’ is fun, interesting, and good (enough), though shoddy CGI work and a somewhat flat performance from Paul Rudd keep it from realizing its full potential.

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‘Novocaine’ is fast and at times funny, thanks to a solid performance from Jack Quaid, but it struggles to stay interesting beyond the movie’s gimmick.

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Paddington is taking names and making marmalade sandwiches. And he’s all out of marmalade.

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Love can have deadly side effects!

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“If Will Smith wins, he’s going to have the speech that people talk about for years.”   -Joe Jarosz, February 10, 2022 We’ve done this before, people! The bullpen of writers here at Scene-Stealers KNOWS the Oscars, and is once again offering up all the hot takes a person can handle just days ahead of the […]

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No Need to Whisper About ‘The Quiet Ones’

by Warren Cantrell February 23, 2025 Print Reviews

[Rating: Solid Rock Fist Up] In Theaters and VOD on February 21 If America can repackage (Den of Thieves) or reimagine (The Town) Heat every couple of years, why can’t Scandinavia? The Quiet Ones (De Lydløse) may not live up to Michael Mann’s 1995 opus, but none do and that doesn’t really matter, because in […]

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“Dog Man” is SUPA Cute

by Christian Ramos February 4, 2025 Print Reviews

Dog-Man hybrid takes names and sniffs butts. And he’s all out of butts.

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Lots of Cents in “Nickel Boys”

by Christian Ramos February 4, 2025 Print Reviews

The horrors of a reform school are seen through the eyes of two young men.

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God Bless “The Damned”

by Warren Cantrell January 3, 2025 Print Reviews

A reverse ‘Lord of the Flies’ with ‘The VVitch’ vibes, ‘The Damned’ explores the moral cancers that humanity lets fester and blossom in both life and death.

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Chalamet and Dylan Meet in “A Complete Unknown”

by Christian Ramos December 25, 2024 Print Reviews

The times of Bob Dylan, they are a changin’ in this musical biopic.

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“Nightbitch” is Stinky

by Christian Ramos December 22, 2024 Print Reviews

Amy Adams once again hurts this long time fan.

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“Mufasa: The Lion King” is a Roar Above the Rest

by Christian Ramos December 22, 2024 Print Reviews

The life of Mufasa is explored in this prequel.

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“Nosferatu” Sinks Teeth In Deep, Never Lets Go

by Warren Cantrell December 20, 2024 Print Reviews

Terrifying, mesmerizing, beautiful yet terrible: this new version of ‘Nosferatu’ hits for the horror cycle and never looks back.

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‘Nightbitch’ Lands in the Doghouse

by Warren Cantrell December 4, 2024 Print Reviews

‘Nightbitch’ delivers on its premise in its own not terribly cinematic way, and though underwhelming, showcases Amy Adams at her career best.

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“Moana 2” Sinks

by Christian Ramos November 27, 2024 Print Reviews

Moana 2 is another Disney sequel that sinks more than swims.

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