From McSweeney’s:
Other Things
There Will Be,
in Addition
to Blood.
BY MEREDITH RODKEY AND SCOTT RODKEY
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Refreshments
A representative on hand to answer your questions
No horseplay
Minor delays
After-holiday sales
An end to this
A brief pause while we transfer your call
Light
No dessert unless you finish your carrots, mister
Consequences
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According to Andrew Bird:
There will be tables and chairs
pony rides and dancing bears
there’ll even be a band
’cause listen after the fall there’ll be no more countries
no currencies at all
We’re gonna live on our wits
throw away survival kits
trade butterfly knives for adderal
and that’s not all
whoah!
there will be snacks, there will
there will be snacks, there will
there will be snacks!
According to Andrew Bird:
There will be tables and chairs
pony rides and dancing bears
there’ll even be a band
’cause listen after the fall there’ll be no more countries
no currencies at all
We’re gonna live on our wits
throw away survival kits
trade butterfly knives for adderal
and that’s not all
whoah!
there will be snacks, there will
there will be snacks, there will
there will be snacks!
Heh. I think I prefer Andrew Bird’s, although usually McSweeney’s does right by me in these situations.
Heh. I think I prefer Andrew Bird’s, although usually McSweeney’s does right by me in these situations.
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