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A Bear on a Mission in “Paddington in Peru”
A Bear on a Mission in “Paddington in Peru”
Posted 10 hours ago

Paddington is taking names and making marmalade sandwiches. And he's all out of marmalade.

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A Bear on a Mission in “Paddington in Peru”
Bleedin' Love
Love is Deadly in “Heart Eyes”
Love is Deadly in “Heart Eyes”
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Love can have deadly side effects!

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Oscar Wild!
Oscars Preview 2025! Scene-Stealers Talk the 96th Annual Academy Awards
Oscars Preview 2025! Scene-Stealers Talk the 96th Annual Academy Awards
Posted 1 week ago

“If Will Smith wins, he’s going to have the speech that people talk about for years.”   -Joe Jarosz, February 10, 2022 We’ve done this before, people! The bullpen of writers…

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Oscars Preview 2025! Scene-Stealers Talk the 96th Annual Academy Awards
Tasty Danish
No Need to Whisper About ‘The Quiet Ones’
No Need to Whisper About ‘The Quiet Ones’
Posted 2 weeks ago

[Rating: Solid Rock Fist Up] In Theaters and VOD on February 21 If America can repackage (Den of Thieves) or reimagine (The Town) Heat every couple of years, why can’t…

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No Need to Whisper About ‘The Quiet Ones’
Stop! Or Dog Will Bark!
“Dog Man” is SUPA Cute
“Dog Man” is SUPA Cute
Posted 1 month ago

Dog-Man hybrid takes names and sniffs butts. And he's all out of butts.

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“Dog Man” is SUPA Cute
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‘Ambulance’ is Typical Bay Action Porn with a Main Character Problem

by Warren Cantrell April 7, 2022 Print Reviews

‘Ambulance’ is fun enough at times to justify its existence, yet remains tonally inconsistent with a dash of thematic schizophrenia.

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No Treasure Map Needed to Locate Laughs in ‘The Lost City’

by Warren Cantrell March 24, 2022 Print Reviews

Full of laughs from beginning to end and supported by a top-notch cast, one could do worse than spending a few hours getting lost with Channing and Sandy.

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“X”: An Erotic Thriller Even Grandma Will Love

by Christian Ramos March 21, 2022 Print Reviews

Take “Boogie Nights” and mix it with “The Texas Chainsaw Massacre” to give you a product of shocking discovery.

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“Deep Water” is Shallow

by Christian Ramos March 21, 2022 Print Reviews

Too much lurking around sinks this ‘Deep Water’ down hard.

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Pixar Grows Up with “Turning Red”

by Christian Ramos March 21, 2022 Print Reviews

Pixar deals with the most challenging thing in life: growing up and turning into a giant red panda!

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‘Offseason’ Should Stay Closed Year-Round

by Warren Cantrell March 9, 2022 Print Reviews

Blessed with a simple conceit (stuck on a haunted island with no way off), ‘Offseason’ never comes close to bringing all its disparate elements together.

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‘The Batman’? More Like ‘The Blah-Man’

by Warren Cantrell February 28, 2022 Print Reviews

‘The Batman’ is a mixed bag, and too often forgets what makes its eponymous superhero so interesting in the first place.

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‘The Burning Sea’ Is Decent, Though Not Exactly a Scorcher

by Warren Cantrell February 22, 2022 Print Reviews

‘The Burning Sea’ matches the scope and vibe of its Norwegian disaster film predecessors while not quite clearing the same bar on quality.

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A Tangle of Tones and Genres Sink ‘Big Gold Brick’

by Warren Cantrell February 22, 2022 Print Reviews

‘Big Gold Brick’ suffers from an unsympathetic, emotionally frantic lead and about six-too-many subplots within a broader story that can’t manage them.

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How the Mustache Solved a “Death on the Nile”

by Christian Ramos February 21, 2022 Print Reviews

‘Death on the Nile’ is a slow cruise on a river of doom.

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Just Look Up for “Moonfall”

by Christian Ramos February 21, 2022 Print Reviews

Mr. Moon takes a trip.

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‘Death on the Nile’ is a predictable snooze-fest

Thumbnail image for ‘Death on the Nile’ is a predictable snooze-fest by Tim English February 11, 2022 Print Reviews

[Rating: Minor Rock Fist Down]Only in theaters Friday, February 11 Yawn. That was my first reaction when the credits rolled on Death on the Nile, the follow up to 2017’s Murder on the Orient Express, and yet another adaptation of Agatha Christie‘s great body of work. Unfortunately, the film is unable to breathe the same […]

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The 94th Academy Awards Nominations Are In And Boy Howdy: Does Scene-Stealers Have Some Opinions!

by Warren Cantrell February 10, 2022 Blogs

Oscar nominations included interesting contenders and more than a few head-scratchers even the most seasoned minds at Scene-Stealers can’t quite explain.

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‘Jackass Forever’ Proves That America’s 21st Century Moral Bankruptcy Is Alive & Well, Essential & Hilarious

by Warren Cantrell February 2, 2022 Print Reviews

‘Jackass Forever’ somehow remains timely, side-splittingly funny, and absolutely, 100% essential.

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Cruz Shines While Almodóvar Finds Balance in ‘Parallel Mothers’

by Warren Cantrell February 2, 2022 Print Reviews

Narratively rich and stocked with complex characters played by actors at the top of their games, ‘Parallel Mothers’ is as fascinating as it is moving.

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