Scene-Stealers Movie Reviews

Damned-Nation: God Bless “The Damned”

God Bless “The Damned”

Posted 2 weeks ago

A reverse 'Lord of the Flies' with 'The VVitch' vibes, 'The Damned' explores the moral cancers that humanity lets fester and blossom in both life and death.

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No Bark, No Bite: “Nightbitch” is Stinky

“Nightbitch” is Stinky

Posted 3 weeks ago

Amy Adams once again hurts this long time fan.

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Before the Circle of Life: “Mufasa: The Lion King” is a Roar Above the Rest

“Mufasa: The Lion King” is a Roar Above the Rest

Posted 3 weeks ago

The life of Mufasa is explored in this prequel.

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Fang-tastic: “Nosferatu” Sinks Teeth In Deep, Never Lets Go

“Nosferatu” Sinks Teeth In Deep, Never Lets Go

Posted 4 weeks ago

Terrifying, mesmerizing, beautiful yet terrible: this new version of 'Nosferatu' hits for the horror cycle and never looks back.

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Doggystyle: ‘Nightbitch’ Lands in the Doghouse

‘Nightbitch’ Lands in the Doghouse

Posted 1 month ago

'Nightbitch' delivers on its premise in its own not terribly cinematic way, and though underwhelming, showcases Amy Adams at her career best.

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“Fast X” Needs to Pump the Brakes

by Christian Ramos May 19, 2023 Print Reviews

This long-running franchise needs to come to a grinding halt.

‘Fast X’ Drives The Ridiculous … and The Fun

by KB Burke May 19, 2023 Print Reviews

Dom Toretto and his family faces a terrifying threat emerging from the shadows of the past who’s fueled by blood revenge, and who is determined to shatter this family and destroy everything–and everyone–that Dom loves, forever.

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‘Fast X’ is obnoxiously dumb “fun”

by Tim English May 19, 2023 Print Reviews

‘Fast X’ is one of the most ridiculous movies ever made. It’s packed with unbelievable plots, action and characters saying dialogue no one would ever say.

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“The Mother” Needs Family Therapy

by Christian Ramos May 19, 2023 Print Reviews

It’s a shame Lopez is picking so many projects that are making her seem like somebody as an amateur.

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The New ‘White Men Can’t Jump’ Is An Airball

by Warren Cantrell May 18, 2023 Print Reviews

The new ‘White Men Can’t Jump’ is a joyless, unfocused, and utterly uninspired remake of a movie that had all of that to spare.

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“Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3” A Worthy Finale

by Christian Ramos May 16, 2023 Print Reviews

The third and final installment of the Guardians franchise will have PETA spinning and leave audiences dazzled.

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“Book Club: The Next Chapter” Is No Bestseller

by Christian Ramos May 16, 2023 Print Reviews

This book club is less about books and more about doing the wine and dine at seventy-nine.

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“Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret” Answers the Call

by Christian Ramos May 9, 2023 Print Reviews

Margaret asks God to help her grow up, despite her own spiritual reservations.

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“Somewhere in Queens” Everybody Loves Raymond

by Christian Ramos May 9, 2023 Print Reviews

Ray Romano and Laurie Metcalf want the best for their son.

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“Peter Pan & Wendy” Doesn’t Soar

by Christian Ramos May 9, 2023 Print Reviews

Peter Pan & Wendy have an adventure in a dull and lifeless remake.

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“The Pope’s Exorcist” Won’t Compel You

by Christian Ramos May 9, 2023 Print Reviews

Russell Crowe stars in a bland exorcism flick that won’t compel you.

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Come and Get Your Love-ly Trilogy: ‘Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3’ Ends on a High Note

by Warren Cantrell May 5, 2023 Print Reviews

[Rating: Solid Rock Fist Up] In theaters May 5th People are going to head to the theaters for Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 expecting yet another mindless romp through comic book escapism, not at all ready for the emotional tidal wave that’s barreling towards them. Granted, this MCU series has always boasted more heart […]

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